Well, it all started because I was just an average ogre hanging out in my swamp. I never thought I'd end up with/at/holding a full-time job, let alone one that involves/involving/requiring dragons. But here I am, proving that even an ogre like me can find success. Honestly/Believe it or not/You won't believe this, it all boils down to one thing: be

Man, this job really sucks. I'm so dead I could just fall asleep. All I wanna do is slurp some coffee and stare at the ceiling for eternity. But first, gotta share a few Shrek memes to celebrate the struggle. Existence is a real circus, man. This corporate ladder you see? It's just a staircase leading to Shrek's swamp Sure, they tell you it's all