Prepare yourselves, peasants! The gruff ogre is back, but this time he's traded his tattered cloaks for a power suit. Gone are the days of ruling his mire; Shrek has mastered the corporate world. He's the CEO of Fae Corp, magically crushing dreams. His loyal sidekick Donkey has become his chief financial officer, and Puss in Boots? He's the compan

Well, it all started because I was just an average ogre hanging out in my swamp. I never thought I'd end up with/at/holding a full-time job, let alone one that involves/involving/requiring dragons. But here I am, proving that even an ogre like me can find success. Honestly/Believe it or not/You won't believe this, it all boils down to one thing: be

Man, this job really sucks. I'm so dead I could just fall asleep. All I wanna do is slurp some coffee and stare at the ceiling for eternity. But first, gotta share a few Shrek memes to celebrate the struggle. Existence is a real circus, man. This corporate ladder you see? It's just a staircase leading to Shrek's swamp Sure, they tell you it's all